Description
Compliance never looked so cheerful.
The Free to Comply tee features ThoughtCrime’s signature mascot, smile.exe—your glitchy, state-approved reminder that everything is fine™. Below it: the phrase that sums up modern “freedom” with brutal clarity: WE ARE FREE TO COMPLY—rendered in dysto-corp font that screams "mandatory happiness" and "surveillance chic."
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a wearable propaganda poster with just enough sarcasm to pass as sincerity in polite society. The perfect uniform for those who’ve read 1984, laughed, and said, “relatable.”
Perfect for:
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Obeying with style
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Smart casual ThoughtReform Fridays
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Triggering bootlickers and bots alike
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Letting Big Brother know you dress appropriately for the algorithm
smile.exe approves this message. But you already knew that.
