They can’t censor your clothes…yet.

👁 You’re being watched. Might as well look good.

Description

It’s red. It’s loud. It’s probably watching you.

MAKE T-SHIRTS GREAT AGAIN — Compliance Edition isn’t just parody. It’s a signal — for those who understand that irony is the only thing keeping the machine running.

Front: White embroidered slogan, bold and unmissable

Back: smile.exe — (black face, white glitch)

Fit: Structured, militant, ready for public approval

This isn’t nostalgia. This is a state-sanctioned throwback to when shirts meant something.
Wear it. Post it. Pretend you didn’t mean it.

We know you did.

Available in two sizes with an elastic stretch band. It has an athletic shape with a curved visor.

• 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Stretch band
• Silver undervisor
• Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  SIZE (inches)
S/M 21 ¼-22 ¾
L/XL 22 ⅜-23 ⅞
  SIZE (cm)
S/M 54-57.8
L/XL 56.8-60.6

"MAKE T-SHIRTS GREAT AGAIN" FlexFit Hat

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        Description

        It’s red. It’s loud. It’s probably watching you.

        MAKE T-SHIRTS GREAT AGAIN — Compliance Edition isn’t just parody. It’s a signal — for those who understand that irony is the only thing keeping the machine running.

        Front: White embroidered slogan, bold and unmissable

        Back: smile.exe — (black face, white glitch)

        Fit: Structured, militant, ready for public approval

        This isn’t nostalgia. This is a state-sanctioned throwback to when shirts meant something.
        Wear it. Post it. Pretend you didn’t mean it.

        We know you did.

        Available in two sizes with an elastic stretch band. It has an athletic shape with a curved visor.

        • 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill
        • Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)
        • 6 embroidered eyelets
        • Stretch band
        • Silver undervisor
        • Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)
        • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

        This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

        Size guide

          SIZE (inches)
        S/M 21 ¼-22 ¾
        L/XL 22 ⅜-23 ⅞
          SIZE (cm)
        S/M 54-57.8
        L/XL 56.8-60.6

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