Description
This is not a dad hat.
This is an archived thought protocol stitched into soft cotton armor.
Front: THE QUIET ONES REMEMBER — black-on-black, like a classified file you weren’t supposed to see. It’s not a slogan. It’s a threat. A reminder that silence does not mean absence. Some of us are listening. All of the time.
Back: smile.exe — ThoughtCrime’s surveillance mascot. Corrupted, ever-present, stitched in glitch-white. If you know, you know. If you don’t, it’s already too late.
This hat is for the watchers. The record-keepers. The ones who don’t need attention because they already have the truth.
SPECS FOR THE PARANOID:
100% washed cotton twill
6-panel, unstructured: built for disappearing into the crowd
Black internal sweatband: absorb the stress, show nothing
Adjustable strap with antique brass hardware: old-world, locked-down
Front embroidery: Tactical messaging
Rear embroidery: Active monitoring unit (smile.exe)
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
18 ½-23 ¼ |
4 ⅜ |
2 ⅞ |
7 ⅛ |
| |
A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
D (cm) |
| One size |
47-59 |
11 |
7.2 |
18 |
