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A statement shirt.
Not a joke. Not a metaphor.
Just a calm reminder that reality doesn’t require your approval.

White text on black. No frills. No qualifiers.
Includes warning label: “® Side effects may include paying taxes.”

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      Description

      A statement shirt.
      Not a joke. Not a metaphor.
      Just a calm reminder that reality doesn’t require your approval.

      White text on black. No frills. No qualifiers.
      Includes warning label: “® Side effects may include paying taxes.”

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